Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Blogger Kidnapped And Held For Ransom

This message is from Mr. Pink...ah, I mean Mr. White. I have taken your precious little nerd blogger hostage using the very finest in prisoner restraints (see above). He is still alive, but has been severely tortured with videotapes of The View and Oprah. He has also been forced to endure meals of tofu burgers and repeated listening to Biz Markie's "Just A Friend" and "Non-Stop Macarena". If you ever want to read this blog again, you will do as we say. At least 4 regular readers must respond with a comment to this blog telling me at least one rock/pop song that you don't understand the meaning of. Click on the "[#] Comments" link below.

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