Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Silver Hammers Win Big; Advance To Final Four

Maxwell's Silver Hammers spoiled Rich Chemistry's hopes for a repeat title by benefiting from its own "rich chemistry" of superstar performances. The Hammers 203-172 victory arrived courtesy of the continued remarkable season of QB Tony Romo (66 pts), another high-scoring day for RB's Jamal Lewis (30 pts) and LenDale White (24 pts), and the defensive power of the Seattle Seahawks (41 pts). The only cog missing in the Hammers machine lately is the 3-man WR/TE set who combined for only 25 points. Said MSH owner Erick Byrd, "The receiving corps has been slumping lately, but if we can get them to increase production over the final 2 weeks, we have a really good shot at shocking everyone and taking this thing. Of course, 75% of our success rests on Tony's shoulders. He will have to carry the team." Romo is second only to Tom Brady in fantasy points, who will undoubtedly be this year's fantasy MVP before being sent back to Dexter's Lab for an oil change and tune-up of his robotic circuitry.

Next week, Maxwell's Silver Hammers face the #1 seed Curley Wolves in a re-match of the week #10 game, which the Silver Hammers stole from the Wolves 143-109. The Curley Wolves will be hungry like the wolf for another win after a very close call victory over the Peon Gorillas, 155-152.

Silver Nuggets: After the surprise Beatles pseudo-reunion in the last game at the Quarry, fans made sure to stay in their seats during half-time of what may be the Hammers final home game in the playoffs. And what incredible act did MSH bring out for the big game? What act did they get to follow up McCartney, Starr, Lennon, and Harrison? None other than the vocal stylings of former "Gimme A Break" and "Blossom" star, Joey Lawrence. The child star barely got through his 1993 lone hit Nothin My Love Can't Fix before being drowned out by expletives and escaping the stage while being pelted with debris. Lawrence's reaction to his less than pleasant reception? "Whoa!"... Hammers Safety, Ted "Too Small" Droughns, made a point to address the media Tuesday and state that he "does NOT guarantee a victory" in next week's game... And it was reported that Kurt Warner had trouble leaving his Seattle hotel on Monday morning after his room and hallway were flooded with flowers and gifts by Silver Hammers fans, appreciative of his 5 interceptions thrown on Sunday (a 36 point swing in favor of MSH, who won the game by 31). [Thanks to Wayne (Agate Types) for pointing out that little tidbit]

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