Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Miracle Season Continues; Hammers Defeat Wolves

Just when you thought Maxwell's Silver Hammers season couldn't hold any more surprises, the improbable happens and the Hammers wake up to find that the 143-109 score over the Curley Wolves was not a dream. Thanks, in part to a lackluster performance by FFFL's top-ranked team, the Hammers escape from The Wolves Den with an upset victory, a 6-4-1 record, and a real chance to finish the regular season with a winning record. But the road ahead is a tough one, as the Hammers will have to "bang-bang" their way through the Immortal Division, facing The Leathernecks (4-7), Rich Chemistry (8-3) and Las Cruces Fightin' Powder Puffs (8-3) in the final three games before playoffs.

This week's star players were Tony Romo (53 pts), who seems determined to carry the team on his back every week, and the Seattle Defense (34 pts), once again owning the 49ers number. Heath Miller (18 pts) also had another solid game, continuing to prove that MSH's week 2 pickup of Miller from waivers to likely be the smartest move the team has made this season.
Silver Nuggets: The revolving door to the Hammers team offices briefly caught fire Sunday night after the team made it's 18th roster change since the season started. Building maintenance will replace the bearings and add more grease as the team nears the playoffs... In response to Paris Hilton's reported concern for increasing incidents of wild elephants going berserk in northeast India, Hammers owner Erick Byrd has announced his concern for hotel heiresses going berserk in southern California... although not an MSH product, the franchise plans to endorse the "Hammer Bar" as their unofficial energy bar. No word yet if the same consideration will be given to Arm & Hammer baking soda.

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