Cheerleader Tryouts A Disappointment; Team Decides To Forego Sideline Entertainment

Amid high expectations, the Silver Hammers held open tryouts yesterday to fill a cheerleading squad. However, initial excitement was soon dashed by the poor quality of the turnout. Public Relations Director, Polythene Pam had this to say following the tryouts, "We are sad to announce that the Hammers will not have cheerleaders for the 2007 FFFL season. After much debate and discussion amongst our panel of judges, it was decided that the top finalists just didn't meet the basic standards of representing the Maxwell's Silver Hammers product." Said the eccentric owner, GM and head coach, Erick Byrd: "These girls were just plain U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi ugly! However, I do have to say, the guy with the megaphone did a very spirited anti Al-Qaeda cheer." In another MSH Blog exclusive, included here are photos of a few of the finalists.